Friday, 22 January 2016

LIVE ENTERTAINMENT DEBATE

This article was originally written and published in The Courier in August 2014 and caused quite a bit of the proverbial to hit the fan.  Looking back almost 18 months and the incredible tourism figures for Spain since, I think my comments at the time were more than justified!  My favourite response from someone to my article was from a lady living somewhere in my local area who said: "If you don't like live music, why the hell did you come to live in Spain?" I didn't bother wasting my time replying to her......

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Forget Ebola that might threaten millions of lives across the world!   Believe some of the local press and the social networking media and there is an even bigger and more serious epidemic about to engulf Spain.   Local areas previously full of people now dead or dying, businesses closing, Ghost Towns are the norm, no more Tourists and the Spanish economy finished.....dead, resulting in cars being replaced by donkeys and carts!   What is this epidemic?   No more sunshine?   No more beaches?  No more Spanish culture?  These would be major problems for Spain.

No, no, no!   If you sit down and analyse the following statement; and I mean really analyse it, can anyone take it with anything other than a pinch of azafran?   And the statement is this which is the gist of much that is being said and written:
“Thousands of people will stop coming to visit Spain and many already living here will sell up and leave because bars are not allowed to have live music!”   Seriously?   Really?

Let’s cast our minds back to when you went to the local travel agent in the 1970s, ‘80s and ‘90s and decided to book that fortnight in Spain.  Be completely honest.   Why did you book to come to the Costa Blanca, Brava, Del Sol or, according to “Are You Being Served”, the Costa Plonka (and oh how relevant that’s become recently!)?  15 days by a swimming pool fighting with German towels, frying on a beach with Factor 1 lotion, cheap wine and food, and a hotel that matched the artists impression.   And how many wanted to come back to the UK and be photographed at Gatwick wearing your 50 gallon sombrero holding a donkey?  That’s why you went to Spain.   Did it really have anything to do with live entertainment of any description?   It might’ve had something to do with late night discos and early morning clubbing for many which you couldn’t do in the home country; but these clubs are still going strong and attracting their thousands.   Cast your mind back a few weeks to those scenes in Magaluf with hundreds of youths in the streets on drinking sprees spending thousands of Euros, helping the local economy.   Can’t imagine them sat down around a table or stood up in a small bar in a group listening to a live act.   (They prefer taking part in and watching other types of acts!).   Booze, plenty of it, and loud thumping music is all they’re interested in, and that’s why they’ll return year after year until replaced by the next generation of teenage revellers!

The Club 18 to 30 holidays weren’t sold on the basis that the highlight of the trip would be going to a local bar to listen to a tribute act, a rock group, take part in a karaoke or yes....even a quiz night!   They were sold on the cheap featuring a combination of Sun, Sea, Sangria and Sex and coming home with whiter skin than you arrived with.   Families with 2 point 4 children stayed at Hotels, spent their days around the pool, on the beaches or taking organised day trips with inedible packed lunches, discovering the local sites and attractions.   The evenings were spent in the hotel bars with local Spanish entertainment...and in the absence of that entertainment, made your own by meeting people and enjoying each other’s company.  Thankfully, all this still happens and will continue to happen.

I’ve spent 25 years living in Spain and I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I’ve not met anyone during that time that came to this country to live or to visit ONLY because there was live music to be enjoyed.   It wasn’t even mentioned as part of the reason they came here.   The reasons were (and still are) the proverbial “4 S’s” mentioned above (that’s the tourists – not the members of the bowls clubs), to get away from the UK, to retire to the sun whatever age they were, to start a new life and, in the case of many – and this is where many of the problems started for a significant number – to start their own business.   Not once did anyone say it was to be able to listen to live music in their local bar.  In fact, I doubt if it entered anyone’s head.  

If you fancied a good night out with some equally good entertainment, you went to Benidorm.   It was a novelty and probably went there a handful of times during the year...but interestingly it wasn’t essentially for the live music.  Prior to the other “epidemic” of tribute acts, you went there to watch some genuine entertainers, comedians, “novelty acts” (you know who I mean....!) and singers with backing tracks or the resident pianist or drummer.   But this great entertainment was held in purpose-built entertainment clubs and venues capable of holding a significant number of people.   These were not small family run bars that originally set up to provide breakfasts, lunches and dinners who doubled up as an entertainment venue in the evening that could just about hold a small coach party.  Cafes, bars and restaurants were, and still are just that.   There was no pretence (and it’s still the case in Benidorm) that they should be the next Jongleurs, 02 Arena or The London Palladium!

I can remember with great affection visiting Benidorm now and then in my early years in Spain and it was always busy, thriving and full of visitors 12 months of the year.  The night-life was equally thriving and there was invariably standing room only in those previously mentioned entertainment clubs such as “Steptoe’s”, “Talk Of The Coast” etc etc.  Fast forward to last September and those same clubs...still open for business and still allowed their live entertainment...had a handful of punters or one man and his dog watching.  Unheard of only a handful of years ago.  Why?  More and more of these showbars have opened and taken custom away from others and whilst there’s been an expansion in the number of places opening, there hasn’t been an equivalent increase in tourism to match.   The increase in “all inclusive” hotels has also had a significant impact in the area, but at the end of the day, it’s simple and basic economics.   Too many clubs and not enough customers.   It’s a penalty that is paid for giving people more choice.   Businesses will inevitably fail.   It’s a sad fact of life.  And it’s the same reasons that are behind much of business failures and the background to this current argument and debate 80 kms down the Costa Blanca.

Recently issued Padron figures for the Costa Blanca show that many places are thousands of people down.   Some will have you believe that this is entirely due to no live music being allowed in bars.  Yes, it’s true.   Those that promote that spin obviously forget that death, ill-health, missing grandchildren, changes in personal financial situations, unfavourable (but improving) exchange rates, poor interest rates for savers, the worse economic downturn for a couple of generations....and the fear of not registering on the Padron (or not knowing about it) thinking the tax authorities are going to take action, are the principal factors for people leaving the area or not registering.

The vast swathes of empty or closed business units in the area are not caused by the problems associated with live music either.  There are almost 300 empty units near to Urb Marina just off the N332 and have been empty for 8 or 9 years.   There’s an empty shell of an unfinished commercial unit near to Lidl and there’s the famous yellow and green strip of units close to the Consum Square that are 90% empty.    Banks have closed on La Marina, shops of all kinds have closed on La Marina and yes, bars and restaurants too....and many of those that are open are struggling.   But it’s not due to live music issues.   It’s due to a combination of the economic downturn and, I believe, a complete and utterly ridiculous naivety and business acumen – not just on La Marina but along the Costa Blanca.   The acumen of “you’ve got a successful business so I’m going to open a similar one close to you  and be just as successful” only works if you’ve done your homework and your market research.   It has most certainly been the case in La Marina – and I can imagine elsewhere too – that the “too many venues and not enough people to go around” scenario is a principal cause of many problems in the area.


The tourists will always come to Spain (and, to remind some, there are other nationalities – not just British) in their millions as long as those “4 S’s” are in abundance.   A few people who may say that they won’t come here again because the odd handful of bars that can’t get on with each other and can’t come to any compromise with their local residents, that might not be allowed to have their twice weekly dose of someone purporting to be Michael Buble or Kylie Minogue due to the police doing their job, will NOT leave the Spanish Tourist Board or Ryanair losing much sleep!

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